Blah Bleh Brah Ect.

I really don't understand why you would be here.

I miss you, but i don’t want to be hurt again. You wouldn’t want a broken one anyways? Why have the broken one when you can have the good nice looking one? I wouldn’t want the one that is suicidal. Or the one that wants to sit and wait for someone who won’t come. I’d want the pretty-looking one that doesn’t have problems. I’d want the one that just listens.

kanrose:

YO READ THIS GODDAMNED THING BECAUSE FLIP IS SO GOSH DARNED TALENTED WITH COLOURS N SHIT AND SHE HAS BEEN FOR THE 3 YEARS I’VE KNOWN HER

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ittybittyrecluse:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON NEEDS TO KNOW THIS.

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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tyleroakley:

caseyanthonyofficial:

s-kulls:

THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time

this was literally everything

eatmydiction1:

unexplained-events:

The Mata Mata Turtle

Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expert at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.

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sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

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biblefag:

me too

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